The Ladies of Tumblr photoset
That last one though
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"
LOL man.never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,
Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?
because white people have made sure that everything is about race
as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.
Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)
Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.
And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers
Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.
I’m such a loser, animated homo men are ruining my life. So, if you want, they can ruin yours as well!
This giveaway will have two winners, 1st and 2nd (yay!). Both winners will receive 2 prizes and bunch of randomly assorted DMMD stickers. I have broken the prizes up into Major and Minor categories (check the captions on the pictures) I think this just makes it fair for the 2nd place winner to be perfectly honest.
- Must be following me
- Must have your ask enabled
- No giveaway blogs (I will 100% be checking)
- Reblog as many times as you want
- Likes totally count, but reblogs up your chances ;)
- You must be able and feel comfortable in sending me your shipping address
★ OTHER DETAILS★
- 1st place will be sent an inbox asking which major and minor prizes they would like.
I mean I’m 99% sure that the person who gets first place will pick nendoroid Aoba over the Clear pillow BUT WHATEVR-
- Runner up will receive the other major and minor prizes
- Ya’ll both be getting (a random assortment of) homo stickers!
- As always, this is an international giveaway
- Winners need to get back to me within 48 hours or else, sorry guys, but I’ll be drawing new winner/s
- IMPORTANT! Aoba’s nendoroid is currently on Pre-Order, though GoodSmile says he will be coming out this month, but they don’t officially list a day. By the time the giveaway ends Aoba should already be released, but just a heads up in case GoodSmile pushes his debut back. You’ll still win him, don’t get me wrong. Just keep in mind I can’t control Aoba’s release date.
★ This giveaway ends on the 31st of October ★
★ Have fun and Good luck! ★
look at this space egg
#space dragon though#black with thin membrane wings that sparkle with stars#eyes like blazing suns#and when they go to breathe fire their bodies light up like the northern lights#[clutches chest]#SPACE DRAGONS
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice